oh dear.

This takes the cake. Well, takes the paper napkins that came with the cake anyway. Porno Origami. That is, origami for adults showing adult 'concepts + themes' (check the cover below for examples of those). Far the fuck out. How far gone was the so-called origami master that mastered these origami masturbatory nightmares. I mean it's funny as fuck but who seriously sits down with a few hundred sheets and decides to crank out these numbers?!?



Fortunately Amazon has made available to the confused public a few 'inside the book' images so using the links below you can buy yourself a piece of future humankind or take a peek inside (a free peek too, not a $1 for 2 minutes).
:: Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults - Master Sugoi
:: Take a peek at 'Master' Sugoi's masturbpiece.

quote for the day:
"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine"
- Emo Phillips

the two corey's

Awesome. I loved both Corey Haim and Feldman during the 80's. Granted looking back a lot of those films haven't aged well but in their time they rocked. So when they both went down the drugs / minor crime / cliche downward spiral I was a tad saddened for the guys. Well 20+ years on, they're back together thanks to the current trend of so-called 'real-life tv'. Yep, Feldman + wife are putting up the Haim in their house for a cliched but enjoyable Odd Couple ripp. Watch the trailer, I'm looking forward to it (although since we don't have Foxtel I'll have to buy the series on dvd). The one thing I like with the show (before actually seeing anything but the extended trailer) is that it's an improv 'version' of themselves. So the fact that it's staged and set-up is a given. Hey, so are all the other co-called real-life shows, at least they're being honest!

The Two Coreys.

Quotes for the Day:
"It did not feel like something that was going to take over my life and destroy it. It felt like a subtle flower instead of a manipulative demon. That's the mystery of heroin." - Corey Feldman
"You are what you wear. I wear something different everyday." - Corey Haim

gay marriage for angry straight men

Awesome. A recent court ruling in Orange County (LA in that country known as the United States of America) has stated that a gay couple who had registered as domestic partners and use 1 surname are still only co-habiting. This ruling meant that the man who initiated the court case still had to continue paying the monthly alimony to one of the aforementioned couple, his ex-wife. Gold. Let's see how long before gay-couples are suddenly legally offered the ability to be as unhappy as straights.

Alimony provides a same-sex union test (LATimes.com - July 22, 2007)

quote for the day:
The Massachusetts court decision to allow gay marriages this week may prove to be a divisive issue in the upcoming presidential election. President Bush is likely torn because he has to protect what he sees as a sacred institution and yet he knows gay marriage would boost the economy because you know those gay guys would go all out. We're talking about designer wedding cakes, $20,000 sleeveless tuxedos, giant naked man ice sculptures that pee mojitos. They'd hire Pattie La Belle as the band, give out African parrots as party favors. It'd be ridiculous. Remember, whatever your political beliefs, a vote to allow gay marriage is a vote for a fabulous economy.
- Tina Fey