bollywood confused virgins

So I read a while back that many song and dance scenes in Bollywood musicals are actually metaphors for love and sex scenes, being that socially the more explicit cinema isn't accepted. I've heard it as fact but wouldn't be surprised if it were crap. If it is true though, it could really screw with some people's perception of reality. I mean, no matter how fucking crazy some people seem to distort reality to suit any angle. My premise / query / joke is that I wonder if some naive your kid asks some girl he gigs out for a date, if things get a little hot would he break into song and dance thinking of that as the correct act of intimacy? Could he in fact be turned on by that kind of activity rather than the more traditional walking hands and salival cross-over? Could we see some dude jumping out of the shrubbery in some park, scaring the crap outta some chick by dancing in front of her?

quote for the day:
“If God had intended us not to masturbate
he would've made our arms shorter”
- George Carlin